Horoscopes: Issue 01

Aries 

Please don’t go and get another tattoo. Uni is starting up again, and student debt means you’re going to need any spare coins you can get. 

Taurus 

Stop hitting snooze on week days! Being late to your first lectures is not a good look. Go buy a cut planner as a little treat. Trust me, you’re going to need it.  
Gemini 

Your bank account is looking sad this week. Keep an eye out for free food during O-Week! Groceries are expensive so take advantage while you can.  

Cancer 

Don’t stress out too much during O-Week. There’s a lot going on and you physically can’t make it to every event, so don’t try to push yourself to do everything! 

Leo 

You’ve forgotten to message someone back. O-Week is full of chaos, so I totally understand if it slipped your mind! But don’t leave it any longer or you might lose a friend.  

Virgo 

Watch out for fresher flu. One moment you’re enjoying the toga party, and the next you and your friends are all stuck in your rooms eating soup and going through tissue boxes. So, take your vitamins.  

Libra 

Your sleep is taking a nosedive now that the semester has started. Take advantage of that one hour break between classes and have a nap.

Scorpio 

You’re overwhelmed and scared you won’t make friends at uni. Stop wearing your headphones around campus and you’ll meet people. 

Sagittarius 

I know it’s tempting to join every club you find, but don’t bite off more than you can chew! Clubs are fun, burnout is not. 

Capricorn 

Check out a thrift shop or two this week! You never know what gems you’ll find. Keep an eye out for anything red. 

Aquarius 

Go to a cafe and order a drink you haven’t tried before. A new lover might just bump into you while you’re getting your caffeine fix. 

Pisces 

Homesickness will hit you hard this week. You’re missing your comfort animal back home. But remember there's this thing called Facetime.