Editorial: Starting strong with shotgunning

I attempted to get into the Fresher and O-Week spirit by learning to shotgun. I watched a couple YouTube tutorials, covered some cans in our logo, and stabbed my flat key in them. I even shook up the can to really get the full spraying effect. I heard you’re actually meant to open the can before you stab into it, but that was too many things to think about.  

My mistake was doing this in the morning. I was drenched, sticky, and stuck sitting in my wet cardigan for the rest of the workday. But we did indeed get the photo and I got to feel like a Fresher again.  

This should tell you how committed I am to making Massive great this year. I take no blame for any errors. If you spot any spelling mistakes or crossword screw ups — it’s the sub-editor and designer’s fault. I can hold my hands up and say… you should point at them.