Quiz: What shared lunch food are you? 

Q. How punctual are you? 

A) You take ages to pick an outfit and show up late. But you always look good. 

B) You show up 15 minutes early for everything. 

C) You always arrive right on time after getting out of bed 20 minutes before. 

D) You arrive 5 minutes late only to realise you left your keys at home. 

Q2. Describe your personal cooking style in a Gordon Ramsay quote. 

A) “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” 

B) “I don’t need a toaster. I’ve got a Michelin star.” 

C) "This fish is so raw it’s still finding Nemo.” 

D) “I don’t make mistakes in the kitchen. I create opportunities for new recipes.” 

Q3. What kind of outfit would you wear to a meeting that could be an email? 

A) Slay the boots house down! For you, a pointless meeting doesn't mean skimping on a fit. 

B) You're a ‘less is more’ kind of person. Clean lines, tailoring, and good quality materials. 

C) You throw on the most convenient thing that can pass as acceptable. They shouldn’t expect more from you for wasting your time.  

D) You spend forever trying to decide until you run out of time and go with what you wore yesterday. 

 

Q4. What do you do with leftovers in your flat? 

A) They become midnight snacks a few hours later. 

B) They save everyone from having to cook for 2-3 days. 

C) What leftovers? 

D) They are sorted into containers and forgotten about until they grow mold. 

 

Q5. What do you watch while cooking? 

A) A nostalgic flick you've watched a billion times. 

B) A YouTube video essay. 

C) TikTok on auto scroll 

D) *Insert generic streaming platform here*'s newest show. 

 

Q6. Would you eat the last piece of food at a shared lunch? 

A) Only if it's a dessert. 

B) You wouldn’t dare do that in front of everyone. 

C) You 100% would. Someone has to. 

D) You will sneakily grab it and save it for later. 

Results 

Mostly As - Fairy Bread 

You're all about sweetness and have a bright personality. You gravitate towards food that looks particularly aesthetic. When bringing food, you opt for something easy but still a crowd favourite which you know won't have any leftovers. 

 

Mostly Bs - Homemade sausage rolls 

You are a foodie. You take good food seriously. You’re ambitious––and a bit of a perfectionist––who is determined to make the ultimate dish with the freshest ingredients. You aren't really concerned with speed, only making the tastiest and most aesthetic food possible.  

  

Mostly Cs - A bag of chips 

You are more of an appreciator than a contributor. You're there to eat free food and a lot of it. As more of a ‘go-with-the-flow' type, you won’t think about what you should bring until an hour before and pick up some ready salted chips on the way. 

 

Mostly Ds - Fruit Kebab  

You’re a creative thinker, you love to try new things and experiment in the kitchen. You’re a little bit indecisive. After all, the possibilities are literally endless, so you go for something that has a little bit of everything.  

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