Sexcapades: Sheep style  

Once upon a time I did my sheep and beef placement and soon I developed a bad crush on the farmer, which in my defence, is a a not old (neither young though) handsome man. When I was slaving away, there was this bad pandemic of salmonella spread through the farm and we had to vaccinate like a billion sheep.  

It was hot as fuck, so I took off my pants and wore just a T-shirt and the overalls. I remember wearing, for some obscure reason, the sexiest thong. Being more of a city girl, my PPE rarely made sense. On that warm, busy afternoon nobody else was around but us. I wore the vaccine backpack, and I was about to jab hard, when the farmer stopped me and said he wanted to give me a demonstration on how to do it properly. Fair enough.  

I jumped the fence and joined him on the same race. After he mansplained to me how to jab the sheep on the neck, I proceeded to demonstrate to him that I got it… Bare in mind, around us there were crazy anxious sheep that kept moving around trying to avoid getting jabbed. So, when I bent over and tried to hit the poor thing, they all reconfigured their position, pushing me hard -- at this point bent over -- against him. Pretty much my butt pressed against his crotch. I was so embarrassed that I mumbled an apology (like it was my fault) and removed myself quickly. He played cool like nothing had happened. Just that made me so horny that once alone I went to the bathroom and tried to climax (unsuccessfully). 
 
I wished now that my reflex would have been to turn back and lower my overalls. I still replay that moment in my head sometimes and like to add a different end to it. 

 

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