Sexcapades: Love or stupidity?  

When I was in high school, me and my boyfriend were so stupid. Like, I look back on it and am kind of in awe of how stupid we were. We would have sex anywhere, and we really thought we were being sneaky.  

For example, the first time he fingered me, we were cuddling on the couch in his family’s living room. His auntie was sitting on the couch next to us. We really thought the blanket was some Harry Potter invisibility cloak. Although no one ever caught us.  

But, the first time we finally got a rude awakening was my first time giving head in a car.  

My car was parked on the road just outside his house in the suburbs, by the footpath. It was nighttime so that automatically gave us full privacy. Duh.  

My boyfriend was in the passenger seat, and I was leaned over with his dick in my mouth from the driver's seat. All was well and fun, we were having a blast.  

Until someone, who was just trying to innocently take their dog for a walk, walked past the car. They stopped, looked confused, and tried to see into the car. We immediately stopped what we were doing, he pulled his pants up, and we tried to stay silent.  

The person walked away and continued to walk their dog.  

The person was our high school counsellor.  

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