Sexcapades: Adding insult to injury

Back when I was still hooking up with people from Tinder, I matched with this guy. We agreed to meet at his house the next night. As I was getting ready (everything shower), I got a text from him asking if I could come over an hour or two later than planned. I said it was fine and asked him if everything was okay. He said he’s been cycling home and got hit by a car, so he was “just going to get that sorted out first". I thought that was weird, but figured if it was really bad, he would have just canceled so I carried on getting ready.  

When I did get to his house, he opened the door, and this man was seriously scratched up. I’m talking scrapes all over his nose and forehead, his arms, his legs. I asked him if he was okay and said we could just catch up another time. But he said he was feeling fine, so I went inside.  

We ended up having some seriously boring sex. When that was finally over, I headed back to my car and while in the driveway of his house, I texted my best friend about the whole hectic lead up to this horribly bland hook up.  

Unfortunately, I’d accidentally hit this guy's message thread.  

I had just told the man who’d been hit by a car and had his skin torn to shreds earlier that day that the sex was really fucking boring. Seriously, add insult to injury.