Sexcapades: Vampire Diaries expectation vs reality  

When I studied in the states I dated this theater kid, I know so bad, but let me tell you I had my reasons ;) Well after dating him for the year and going to all the theatre parties (which are insane btw, these theater peeps be freaky) I was invited to the exclusive party at the end of the year as my boyfriend’s date. This party was special. Only theatre peeps were allowed to join or those who were close to them, and that’s because… it was an orgy.  

I arrived at the house, which was called the Happiness Hotel. When you entered the house the living room has some couches and the kitchen has all the drinks, but you’d head down to the basement for the real thing. My boyfriend was super excited for this party and asked if I was okay in going down and participating (it was somewhat of an open relationship). My poor first year self is nervous and a bit hesitant, but I wanted to experience it, so I said “yes”.  

As we descended there was this thick cloud of warmth wafting up through the stairs and the moans follow right after. My boyfriend abandoned me within seconds to go and fool around with some girls and a guy, so I was left alone not knowing anyone. Until this huge dude comes over and I get passed around a make out circle for a few minutes. After my breathless make out with like 15 people, I decided to head up and get something to drink.  

But then this curly haired cutie grabbed me by the waist and swooped me into his arms. I had only seen this guy on stage where he played Poseidon in the Percy Jackson musical. We started making out and things were getting hot. My shirt was gone, his pants were going down, we were panting and sweaty.  

Right when things start to get really heavy, I felt something metallic in my mouth. I brushed it off thinking he bit my lip until I felt a warm liquid droplet on my hand. I broke away thinking I just drooled, and when I look down there was a dark red circle on my hand. When I looked back up at the guy, I was shocked. He looked like he just stepped out of a Vampire Diaries episode. There was blood all over the bottom half of his face. I felt mine and realized I also had blood all over my face. We stared at each other for a moment, just shook. Then we ran upstairs to the sink to clean out selves.  

Turns out he had a nosebleed. But hey maybe I have a blood kink now because that shit was so hot, had me soaking downstairs. 

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