May 28, 2018
Issue 6 2018
The Unlonely Woman

The Unlonely Woman - Issue 6

So, let’s talk sex and the dos and don’ts. I feel like so many guys I’ve got with don’t quite understand what’s acceptable and just plain fucking weird. I find the biggest thing when it comes to sex is communication. Because let’s be real you need to communicate with people to figure out what works and what doesn’t. For example, some woman like getting a rim job but I for one hate that shit! I mean I shit out of there. I wouldn’t want to eat your ass mate so don’t go near mine. However, if you do want to do that and you love doing it to your partner fucking ask because that’s a bit different to your usual sex. I’m not here to tell people what they should and shouldn’t do during sex, but I know for a fact a lot of people would prefer a man or woman to ask if they can lick their ass first instead of just doing it. So weird shit I have come across during sex so far part one because the list is long sis.

First and foremost, sex talk. I’m sorry but I’m not child. I’m not here to tell you how big your dick is, or how badly I want you to keep going. Honestly, it’s like when a guy is like look me in the eye when I fuck you. It’s like um OK I was already, but now that you mention it I just feel way too much pressure. The moment you tell me to do something I’m already doing it kind of makes me think, like is looking you in the eye is not looking you in the eye? Do I need to start praising your name at the same time? We ain’t no King Arthur babes. It’s like this one dude wanted me to give him head once and literally turned to me and said quote on quote, “show me what that mouth do”. Nope. Nah ahhh no thank you. Boy bye.

Another weird thing that in all honestly has happened a lot in the last year. I don’t know if guys are starting to get a massive ass fetish, but I feel like it’s happened with 70 per cent of the guys I’ve dated in the last year. Here it is. A finger in my fucking ass. I feel like the most awkward one was this dick head I ended up having a one stand with. Out of nowhere he put a finger in my bum. Which is cool, but he didn’t ask or give me any fucking warning it just sort of just happened. It was like the awkward guy that just stares at you at uni but never actual says anything like it’s just there. I said something like is that your finger in my bum to which he said, “yea do you like that?” To which I looked him dead in the eye and said, “naaaaah I feel like I’m going to shit so please take it out”. Honestly it does make me feel like I’m going to shit. Do I look like I want a finger in my bum? Like do I just give off this feel? Every time a guy does it I say the exact same thing and they either brush it off or they laugh about it which either way is cool. I guess what I’m trying to get across to you all is fucking ask. If I wanted to shit myself I’d go and eat a raw chicken which says a lot because I’m vegan.

So, my conclusion? Number one ask. Whenever you want to do something out of the standard sex cycle ask. Want a golden shower? ASK. Want to do anal? ASK. Want to put a finger in the butt or lick my asshole? ASK. You can’t just assume these things. If you want to read more like this head to www.theunlonelywoman.com.