Sexcapades: Ass AliExpress Accident 

Last year, I had a bit of an addiction to AliExpress. I would buy all sorts on there. One time my friend mentioned she got a vibrator off it. I decided to get one as a piss-take but it ended up being the best decision ever. I used it every night for months and only stopped when I got a boyfriend.  

One day he found it in my drawer and wanted to use it during sex. We got more and more kinky with it. But as time went on, the vibrator started to get really hot and stopped working. We thought nothing of it.  

One time we were using it for a number of hours and at one point it was in his ass. He said he felt it heating up in there, but he liked it.  

Then it made his really high-pitched sound and he got this weird look on his face I had never seen. There was a loud bang and he passed out.  

Turns out the vibrator exploded in his ass. I had to call an ambulance and he ended up having major damage to his anal cavity and had to go through emergency surgery to get it out of his ass.  

I broke up with him a week later (told him it was unrelated). I just couldn't see him the same after that. Safe to say I’ll only be buying sex toys from Peaches and Cream from now on. 

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